First of all, there’s an ode to zip-ties on my other blog.
And now: Ira Glass did a show called “This I No Longer Believe” and I loved it. So. . .
THIS I’D LIKE TO BELIEVE
You can get very flexible by practicing yoga in a white catsuit.
Butter is the elixir of health.
Butter deficiency can be corrected by mixing butter with toast.
THIS I DON’T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND
We all deserve unconditional love.
That the book The Answer contains the answer.
THIS I SINCERELY DO BELIEVE
A certain kind of person will always tell you that anything can be cured by a high colonic.
Nothing can be cured by a high colonic. (Except, maybe, boredom.)
Once every ten years a door-to-door salesmen of the old school will appear before me and cause me to spend a jaw-dropping amount of money on something you never even heard of.
You’ve never heard of Advan-age surfectant cleanser.
Advan-age surfectant cleanser will kill all the microscopic algae we need to maintain homeostasis, but they don’t tell you that when you’re busy writing a check.
THIS I NOW WONDER
What’s for dinner?
