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THIS I BELIEVE, OR DON’T

First of all, there’s an ode to zip-ties on my other blog.

And now: Ira Glass did a show called “This I No Longer Believe” and I loved it. So. . .

THIS I’D LIKE TO BELIEVE

You can get very flexible by practicing yoga in a white catsuit. 

Butter is the elixir of health. 

Butter deficiency can be corrected by mixing butter with toast.

THIS I DON’T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND

We all deserve unconditional love.

That the book The Answer contains the answer.

THIS I SINCERELY DO BELIEVE

A certain kind of person will always tell you that anything can be cured by a high colonic.

Nothing can be cured by a high colonic. (Except, maybe, boredom.)

Once every ten years a  door-to-door salesmen of the old school will appear before me and cause me to spend a jaw-dropping amount of money on something you never even heard of. 

You’ve never heard of Advan-age surfectant cleanser.

Advan-age surfectant cleanser will kill all the microscopic algae we need to maintain homeostasis, but they don’t tell you that when you’re busy writing a check.

THIS I NOW WONDER

What’s for dinner?

 

 

 

 

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