Letters to My Agent

Shopping On Net with a Showy Grieving
(with one extra verse)
By Robin “Frosty” Chotzinoff
Whose vacs these aren’t you oughta know.
Last week I told you I would go
To shop among appliances
And on a hand-held drop some dough.
I found too many choices, though.
Eureka Bagless. Euro-Pro.
The darling Bissell Little Green
The Shark. Alas, and double-woe!
Too high-fallutin’ for my need,
A home [...]